I was just reading one of those lame “100 things you should know about girls” things.

tamburina:

This piece of crap was on the upcoming popular page. Whoever wrote it cannot speak English. Here are some gems:

27. Girls hate guys who whistle at their back. The act makes them look like cheap. - Wait, what? ENGLISH FAIL.

51. Girls hate weaklings. It’s enough that their gender has the weakest physique of all human being. - Of all human being? So there are more sexes, not just male and female?

55. A girl that has admired a stranger could research even the least and nonsense bits of information about him. - No comment. Just a huge English language fail.

58. Girls like guys with electrical and carpentering skills. These assure them that they can handle even the smallest and peculiar thing. - Oh yes, because when you meet a good guy, the first thing you ask is “Can you carpet my apartment?”

72. It is by playing tame pussycat but you tame the shrew. - Am I in a 70’s Shakespeare themed porn?

95. Girls like guys with broad shoulders and breasts. - Nothing turns me on more than a guy with double D’s. Just saying.